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JUNKIE TERMS AND DEFINITIONS!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Recovery' started by dogpaw, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    The object is to come up with creative words and/or definitions tha an addict would understand.
    For example:
    Junkielicious - a food combo that tastes good only because you are an opioid addict. Example: jellybeans and Marshmallows on white bread.

    Toilet fishing - a method to rescue dropped dope before it dissolves. The three second rule applies.

    Reupholstering - ripping up the car seats in the hope of finding lost stash.

    The electric shuffle - a necessary series of movements, beginning with peeling oneself off the couch, and commencing in going to the utility company office to pay the minimum required to keep your lights on.

    YOU GO NEXT!:D


    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
     
  2. darkdaze

    darkdaze Well-Known Member

    Hi dogpaw:)
    Somebody smart and creative should be replying soon I would imagine! Im familiar with the toilet fishing--yuck
     
  3. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    [x2x]]Denise,
    [88][88]Thank you for replying!!! I was just gonna delete the thread.:( Somebody, anybody...come up with one, pleeeze!

    Toilet fishing was so gross!![xx(]

    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
     
  4. BOAG

    BOAG Well-Known Member

    It's a great thread, dogpaw.

    I'm just not that creative.[:I]


    <center>Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn’t really plan on going.</center>
     
  5. darkdaze

    darkdaze Well-Known Member

    ok, heres a dumb one
    RECOUNT-TILL-OUT {knowing you only have so many left, you count them over and over again until theyre gone}
     
  6. toto

    toto Well-Known Member

    Hide-n-Seek...trying find your hidden stash

    Kick until it Sticks
     
  7. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    [88]That's the idea!

    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
     
  8. Nomadic

    Nomadic Well-Known Member

    Serendopity- Accidentally finding a few pills you don't remember hiding or having for that matter mainly because you were so doped up you forgot.[xx(]


    nomadic
    [8D]

    "an honest man's pillow is his peace of mind" John Mellencamp Minutes to Memories
     
  9. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    Addict's Triathalon - involves the same three as a traditional tri -- a water event, followed by the bicycle leg, and finally a run. In our case, it involves a "starting gun" bell, (either the dealer's phone call we've been waiting for, or the FedEx guy at the door), which throws us out of the bath, only to trip over a bike on a mad dash to the phone or door.[8D]

    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
     
  10. arlenewla

    arlenewla Well-Known Member

    Spin The Empty Bottle....that oh crap, I'm f*cked moment!

    Arlene F.
    Exodus From MMT;12-25-02
    <center>THIS TOO SHALL PASS</center>
     
  11. jdude

    jdude Well-Known Member

    Lick the empty bottle comes directly after spin the bottle

    Shake the couch...A) maybe a wayward pill will appear
    B) I'm $2.14 short for the next refill


    You can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking that caused them in the first place.
     
  12. jdude

    jdude Well-Known Member

    Count 'em...there can't be 180 in there!

    Over the counter....you've got 1.3 minutes left to hand me the little white bag,or that's where I'll be.


    You can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking that caused them in the first place.
     
  13. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    Drug counselor - a part- or full-time job, where friends call you for drug identification/drug use information, because they know you know your sh*t!

    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
     
  14. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    Oh, "last potato chip" syndrome, when you realize that the well ran dry faster than you thought it would? Panic ensues!

    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
     
  15. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    LOL!

    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
     
  16. Nomadic

    Nomadic Well-Known Member

    Very good one. I've found that knowing too much can be a sure sign you might be an addict.[:u] hmm.... time for a "You might be an addict if?" thread.[:p]

    nomadic[8D]


    "an honest man's pillow is his peace of mind" John Mellencamp Minutes to Memories
     
  17. darkdaze

    darkdaze Well-Known Member

    STORYTIME--the time our creative side of our brains open up to tell the dr. why we are in such pain and need more pills
     
  18. arlenewla

    arlenewla Well-Known Member

    Bedtime stories....The PDR.

    Arlene F.
    Exodus From MMT;12-25-02
    <center>THIS TOO SHALL PASS</center>
     
  19. BOAG

    BOAG Well-Known Member

    Window shopping... trolling through online pharmacies to see what there is to see.


    I swear I'm not doing that anymore, don't yell at me, Arlene.[:p]


    <center>Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn’t really plan on going.</center>
     
  20. OnMyWay

    OnMyWay Well-Known Member

    Hehehe---You've come such a long way BOAG!
    (Wooo Giants!!)
     

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