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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Recovery' started by dogpaw, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. Syd

    Syd Well-Known Member


    When you let your "friend" fix your hit & he puts more coke than dope in the spoon, making your hair stand on end & the curse words to him sound like buzzing in your ears.

    "Fights between individuals, as well as governments and nations, invariably result from misunderstandings in the broadest interpretation of this term. Misunderstandings are always caused by the inability of appreciating one another's point of view"-Nikola Tesla
  2. arlenewla

    arlenewla Well-Known Member

    Food Shopping: Icecream, boston cream pie & frozen burritos.

    Arlene F.
    Exodus From MMT;12-25-02
    <center>THIS TOO SHALL PASS</center>
  3. darkdaze

    darkdaze Well-Known Member

    When you nod off at the wrong time, ie., in the pick up line at your kids elementary school, when the mother-in-law is going on an on about one of her many ailments which you need to acknowledge, when your 6 year old is getting an honor roll award, etc.
  4. Lisa

    Lisa Well-Known Member

    LOST AND FOUND - I have no idea where I put the stash.[:u]
  5. jdude

    jdude Well-Known Member

    Carpet Cleaning......well,it might not have been a bread crumb!
  6. arlenewla

    arlenewla Well-Known Member

    Daily Chores: Methadone Clinic; 7-11 (purchase coffee, donuts & reading material...The Enquirer);& home.

    Repeat PRN.

    Arlene F.
    Exodus From MMT;12-25-02
    <center>THIS TOO SHALL PASS</center>
  7. BOAG

    BOAG Well-Known Member


    Lord knows how many bits of debris I smoked, hoping it was something else. [:I]

    <center>Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn’t really plan on going.</center>
  8. arlenewla

    arlenewla Well-Known Member

    Cooking: Popping frozen burritos in the microwave.

    Going to bed: Nodding out with your head in the drainboard....for 5 hours.

    Putting away groceries: The sugar in the refrigerator, the milk in the cupboard.

    Arlene F.
    Exodus From MMT;12-25-02
    <center>THIS TOO SHALL PASS</center>
  9. darkdaze

    darkdaze Well-Known Member

    hahaha-- thats so funny arlene-- those frozen burritos were pretty darn good-- i only ate them at 2 am from farm stores when i was drunk though. One morning I woke up- I mean came to and I thought I crapped my pants-- but i didnt, i fell asleep still eating the burrito--lord knows how it ended up all over my underwear-- ew.... frightening stuff....[:u]
  10. dogpaw

    dogpaw Guest

    Walking the Dog - waking the dog up to go for a walk at 2 a.m. because you are all effed up with no place to go.

    <center>*I'd rather pay the piper than pay the dealer*</center>
    <center>* If nothing changes, nothing changes *</center>
  11. arlenewla

    arlenewla Well-Known Member

    Walking The Dog: Opening the back door and letting the dog sh*t wherever.[:x)]

    Arlene F.
    Exodus From MMT;12-25-02
    <center>THIS TOO SHALL PASS</center>
  12. BOAG

    BOAG Well-Known Member

    House cleaning: Going through every closet, drawer, article of clothing, purse, under every bed, in every crevice of furniture... because somewhere there's just got to be a few missing pills.

    <center>Sometimes the party takes you places that you didn’t really plan on going.</center>
  13. hopeful45394

    hopeful45394 Well-Known Member

    Creative Editing...

    Removing the name from a prescription bottle so no one realizes it is not yours...

    Yes I have done it lol too lazy to pour them into a bottle with my name on it I guess or too high to realize that the gaping hole on the front of the script bottle may be a clue that something is not kosher.... When I got clean I had like 50 of those empty bottles in my cabinet... Yikes what a idiot am I ... LOL
  14. c-atrox

    c-atrox Well-Known Member

    NEEDLE EXCHANGE == Swapping this week's insulin syringe for last week's insulin syringe hoping it's somehow sharper

    LIFE == Automatic after your third strike

    JOB == That thing your spouse does, the place s/he goes just before your dealer and your junkie friends come by every day and you get to WORK.

    PROGRAM == Something you darned well couldn't do with your VCR so why do they think you can use it to quit shooting dope?
  15. arlenewla

    arlenewla Well-Known Member

    Sound bytes from rehab.....

    I find a whole sh*t-load of chocolate....grab a bunch...and walk over to the "junkie" table in the dining room (they always sit together). Junkie delight time.

    I throw some Reeses Pieces cups out on the table. One guy picks a piece up and sneers...saying "Its not fresh. The expiration date is 10/07." To which another guy replies, "Hey dude....did you ask Paco if his heroin was fresh?"

    They all eat the chocolate. [88]

    Exodus From MMT;12-25-02
    <center>THIS TOO SHALL PASS</center>
  16. OnMyWay

    OnMyWay Well-Known Member

    [88] Hahaha! Thanks Arlene!
  17. Parachute

    Parachute Well-Known Member

    Traveling circus- moving room to room in heavy WD, bedroom, living room, family room, TUB...Sweatshirt, T shirt, No shirt, COAT, Heat at 60' 70' 80' then Airconditioning!

    Suspended Animation- That ridiculously frantic time between scoring my drugz and ingesting them.

    Mental masturbation- The delusions of grandeur, of all the things I tell myself I am going to do while higher than the bells of hell!

    meatballism- Not doing any of those things (if I remember them) and feeling badly about it. Getting high again.

    All Best

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